Copyright 2000 by Scott
Hays
Magazine: The
Boardroom,
Travel & Leisure section, 2000
Topic: Overseas Golf:
Jamaica
Byline: Scott Hays
Right now it’s Monday 4 December
2000, a cool-warm tropical evening, and
I’m sitting on the terrace just
outside the bar-lounge of the Jamaica
Inn, a uniquely charming yet isolated
hotel of roughly 45 rooms and/or suites—most
with verandas overlooking the lawn leading
down to the water—in Ocho Rios on
the north coast beach-resort side of Jamaica.
Although I’ve been here less than
10 hours, I’ve already been addressed
as “Mon” by men and women,
young and old, black and white; I’ve
smelled what men who smoke ganja
(marijuana) smell like when they’re
sweating; and I’ve just seen a sunset
that looked more computer-enhanced, than
like the good old sky-blue pink Southern
California sunset I’m used to.
Although it has already been a long,
hard trip—the plane from Los Angeles
was three hours late, and once in Jamaica
we got caught in a traffic jam, the result
of some clean-up crew shoveling mud from
a recent storm off a two-lane highway—now
that I’m here I’ve got to
say I feel like there’s already
been this huge weight lifted off my shoulders.
As if for the first time in a very long
time, I feel relaxed and, well, not content
exactly, but something close to that feeling.
Maybe it’s the result of the Jamaican
rum and lemon juice and bitters that Issacs
the bartender concocted for me, although
I doubt it. Maybe it’s because everything
in Jamaica feels sort of wet, from the
clothes you put on in the morning to the
furniture you sit on in the evening. Maybe
it’s the tropical weather or the
exotic scenery or the warm, witty people
or the palms trees and sensuous beaches.
But it’s not these things, either.
Mostly, I think there’s just something
about this place. . . hard to pinpoint,
really, but it probably has something
to do with its primitiveness. . . that
grabs you with a feeling that it might
never let you go.
I should mention this was a sponsored
trip by the Jamaica Tourist Board, via
Victoria King Public Relations in Los
Angeles, California. The whole point of
a sponsored trip is to guarantee the travel
writer (that’s me!) has a great
time. This way, I will somehow feel obligated
to write a glowing review of my visit,
use words like uniquely charming and you,
the reader, will then feel compelled to
visit the country sponsoring the trip.
With that aside, though, it should be
noted that whether this particular trip
had been sponsored or not, I never once
regretted coming to this Caribbean Sea
island of diverse skin tones and facial
features, of landscapes and seascapes
at least as spectacular as anything you’d
find in Mexico (I don’t know about
Hawaii, since I’ve never been there).
Insight Guides travel book on Jamaica
describes Ocho Rios as the cruise capital
of the island. Less a town and more like
a “village mugged by tourist development”
with hotels and houses and shops “haphazardly
strung out along the coastal strip.”
As good a description as any, I suspect,
although this was not what I myself observed.
What I myself observed on the drive from
Montego Bay to Ocho Rios were mostly depressed
villages huddled between a few major tourist
resorts and modern hotels dotting a beach-fringed
coast. My sense was that tourism was up
there as a priority for Jamaica, but that
tourists appear a little, well, frightened
of the natives.
Especially those tourists coming off
the cruise ships.
Although I should tell you I never once
felt threatened or unsafe during my stay,
even though I walked alone down the dusty
roads between the Jamaica Inn and a little
village several miles away, where I tipped
a few beers at a place called BiBiBip’s
Bar & Grill; even though our group
often toured the back-country of Jamaica
in a van, with nary a glint of trouble;
and even though I was approached on several
occasions by various street urchins to
buy ganja or some other illicit
drug.
What I observed was less the sideshow
of Jamaica, the stuff you see in movies
and on television, and more the basic
human decencies you can find in any foreign
country, once you’ve put aside your
prejudices.
The Jamaica Inn has its own beach, a
cove really, with each end protected by
a rocky point and an inshore reef (ideal
for snorkeling). The property blends a
landscape of coconut tress and palm trees
and colorful bouganvillea among the distinctive
baby blue walls of the inn’s buildings.
Each room is furnished with Jamaican antiques
and well-crafted period pieces, according
to what I read in one of the brochures.
And although the beach is great for privacy,
any plans for a romantic walk along the
shoreline tend to be less romantic when
you realize your walking along a roughly
200-yard beachfront property in front
of a hotel, and not some exotic locale
removed from civilization.
Nonetheless, it’s definitely a much
different experience from, say, the Ritz-Carlton,
which seems to have raised the bar on
hotels in Jamaica with its 430 guest rooms
with goose-down pillows, expansive health
spa, and championship White Witch golf
course designed by Robert Von Hagge and
Associates (according to the Ritz brochure),
and set among the miles of beachfront
property in the island’s historic
Rose Hall plantation area of Montego Bay.
Contrast this extravagant behemoth with
the equally extravagant, yet understated
Jamaica Inn, however, and you’ll
appreciate why co-owner Peter Morrow (and/or
his family) has run the hotel for four
generations. Who wouldn’t want to
work-play here? The staff apparently has
been around almost as long, and Morrow
says he only recently has noticed a shift
in the makeup of his hotel guests—from
those who have been visiting for generations
to those younger guests who are just coming
to appreciate the good taste and gracious
hospitality of the Jamaica Inn.
Travel & Leisure magazine’s
recent survey of the World’s Best
Hotels as selected by its readers ranked
Jamaica Inn fifteenth in the Caribbean.
Rates are available by contacting the
Jamaica Inn at www.jamiacainn.com.
Don’t go, though, if you’re
bothered by insects or little crawling
things that go clickety-click in the night.
Now it’s Friday 8 December 2000,
a beautiful post-stormy tropical morning,
and I’m writing this sitting in
a lounge chair on the patio of a private,
“luxury-estate” villa literally
steps from the ocean; one of I don’t
know how many (maybe 70) private, luxury
estate villas owned by wealthy Americans,
Europeans and Canadians on the 2,200-acre
Tryall Golf Resort located 12 miles west
of Montego Bay. Miss Ivy, the resident
housekeeper, is inside preparing a breakfast
that’ll include coffee, fresh orange
juice, bacon and eggs, and fresh fruit.
Golfers looking for a challenge can play
Tryall’s 6,221-yard course, a former
sugar plantation designed by Texas architect
Ralph Plummer (according to the property’s
brochure). The fairways and greens meander
through lush-green hills, between coconut
palms and fruit trees, around lily-padded
ponds, and down to a one-and-a-half mile
long shoreline. Even if I used the word
breathtaking, it wouldn’t do this
place justice. The green fees alone ($100-$125
for non-guests, $40-$60 for guests) are
worth the view of a dazzling coastline.
Villa rates and golf packages are available
by contacting the Tryall Club at www.tryallclub.com.
Villas range in price from $350 per day
for a one bedroom to $2,150 per day for
a six-bedroom. Most come with their own
private staff (cook, housekeeper, laundress,
gardener, even a butler sometimes).
Here’s a list of golf courses you
may want to play while visiting the north
coast beach-resort side of Jamaica:
- Half Moon Golf Club (7,119 yards)—located
in the 400-acre Half Moon resort, near
Montego Bay. Designed by Robert Trent
Jones. Green fees: $95, cart $30, caddy
$14.
- Sandals Golf & Country Club (6,424
yards)—roughly two miles from
Ocho Rios on hills 700-feet above sea
level. Green fees: $70, cart $30, caddy
$12.
- Ironshore Golf & Country Club
(6,633 yards)—situated in the
midst of yet another luxury villa resort
nearly Montego Bay. Designed by Canadian
Robert Moote. Green fees: $45, cart
$25, caddy $13.
- Breezes Golf & Beach Resort (7,870
yards)—in Runaway Bay, west of
Ocho Rios. Designd by British Naval
Commander James D. Harris 35 years ago.
Green fees: $58, cart $25, caddy $12.
- Wyndham Rose Hall (6,598 yards)—home
of the Jamaica Open Championship on
th Rose Hall Estates to the east of
Montego Bay. Designed in the 1970s by
Henry O. Smedley. Green fees: $50-$60,
cart 35, caddy $12.
Here’s the thing about Jamaica:
Although this Caribbean Sea island may
seem an unlikely first-choice destination
for American golfers, on second-glance
it’s a great golf-vacation for those
who want to drift along like a puff of
smoke on water, the weight of everyday
life magically lifted away.
For more information, contact the
Jamaica Tourist Board: 3440 Wilshire Boulevard,
Ste. 1207, Los Angeles, CA 90010; 801
Second Ave., 20th Floor, New York, NY
10017; 36 South Wabash Ave., Ste. 1210,
Chicago, IL 60603; and 1320 South Dixie
Highway, Ste. 1100, Coral Gables, Miami,
FL 33146. Or call (876) 929-9200-19.
Air Jamaica has regular flights from
Atlanta, Baltimore/Washington, Chicago,
Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, New York (JFK),
Newark, Orlando, Philadelphia, Phoenix
and Los Angeles. For more information
or reservations, call Air Jamaica at (800)
523-5585, or visit the airline’s
Web site at www.airjamaica.com.